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Personal Ad I enjoy long, squirley walks on the beach, getting humped in the rain and serendipitous encounters with cats. I really like piña coladas mixed with acid, and romantic, candle-lit people. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to chuck norris. I travel frequently, especially to the moon, when I am not busy with work. (I am a kitten killer.) I am looking for sasquatch and beauty in the form of a pastafarian goddess. She should have the physique of jessica simpson and the squirle of lint. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my toasts. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 666 days ago, and I have since become more tubby.

A school nearby has a bus crash (lakeview)!

A school bus crashed yesterday and 4 kids where killed in the accident. A van hit the bus, then the bus hit a truck and it tipped. The remaining 13 kids were treated at local hospitals. Im saying sorry out to the famalies who lost their loved ones.

Thanks to Marshall Independant for the photo

WINTER SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate winter because hardly any animals are outside. it is also very cold and boring.

picture by Rolf Hicker.

softy & friends

I caught a spiny softshell turtle in the Minnesota River. Her name is SOFTY!!!!! she burries herself every day. i think that she is SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool! I feed her mostly insects. her friends are stubs, squeezer, and squirtle. her friends are painted and red eared slider turtles.

my triops

i got some triops last wednesday at the science museum they lived for less than a week becuse my dad accidentally killed them.

Axolotls

I am planning to buy an axolotl, the white kind(or not). I will buy it from reptilecity.com. Axolotls are mudpuppies,hellbenders, etc. Sometimes salamander larva dont have metamorphisis and are considered axolotls. axolotl's gills are on the outside of thier bodies.

My favorite things

I like to go down to creeks, rivers, ponds,and pretty much any body of water. I like mudpuppies, salamanders, turtles, rats, axolotls, and fish. Reptiles are pretty cool too. I live near the Minnesota River. fishing is my favorite sport, it is very cool to me. my record fish is a 10 pound carp, it took me a long time to reel-in. I love hellbenders, they are soooooooooooo awsome. I hope that more people will view my blog a lot.